I can’t decide whether Claudia looks more like Billy Idol or Luke Skywalker.  Either way, her haircut is stupid and dated.  I didn’t think bowl…

Could you imagine having to go through life as a tiny, fat and ugly whore like Lainna?  I surely wouldn’t wish that on anyone.  I…

I like to consider myself an equal opportunity abuser.  For instance, Jensie… she may look normal, but she’s really a freak of nature.  I still…

So here I am drinking a nice coffee blend and reading some of my favorite porn forums when the phone rings.  I’m in a relatively…

I knew things couldn’t go well forever.  So picture this, I walk into the office and I see Red climbing out of the window.  I…

Mmm… brown sugar.  It sounds sweet, doesn’t it?  Well, get ready to be disappointed because our version of Brown Sugar is just a fat black…

True story… Big Red and I were out grabbing a late night meal at a diner near the studio when we noticed Sasha.  She was…

I have a question… is it mandatory to have ugly tattoos if you live in the ghetto?  I’m dead serious.    I want to know.  Is…

I have to be honest with you guys… the last time I shot Allie, I did film a fuck scene with her.  However, I was…

Ughh… here we go again. So here I am, driving to the studio to shoot a new Ghetto Gaggers scene when Red sends me a…