Nadiaa Nasty


Nadiaa Nasty

I have a question… is it mandatory to have ugly tattoos if you live in the ghetto?  I’m dead serious.    I want to know.  Is there some ghetto lynch mob that roams the street, turning over rocks to find unscarred whores only to force them to the nearest parolee to brand them with their prision ink?

Anyway… I digress.  Today’s whore is Nadiaa Nasty.  Why she has a second “a” at the end of her name, we’ll never know.  It’s probably better that way, too… I’m sure the reason why it’s there is pretty stupid.  I know it doesn’t stand for “academics”.

So there I am, driving into work as I normally do when Red hits me on my Iphone with a picture of the girl.  I have to admit, I was pleased.  She looked like a cute girl from the shot he sent.  But then he texted, “Make sure you have your coffee before coming in.”  I knew then that there was something fucked up about this broad.

At this point, I just wanted to drive head first into oncoming traffic.  Why is it that every shoot has to be some sort of disaster waiting to happen?  I can’t stand the suspense of not knowing what’s in store so I call Red and tell him to tell me what’s fucked up about her.  He tells me she has one of the dumbest tattoos on her tit.  It’s a spider web covering the entire flap jack of a tit.

I’m a little relieved, to be honest.  I thought maybe she had a cock and balls or something.  I tell Red to see if she can cover it up with electric tape or something.  If not, we’ll just have her keep her shirt on as long as possible or shoot her from different angles so no one has to see her ugly tattooed tits.

About 40 minutes later, I arrive at the studio and everyone is ready to shoot.  As I’m getting my shit together to start filming, Nadiaa walks over and says, “Thank you for hiring me for this shoot.  I really need the money.”

I look at her and say, “Your tits displease me.”

She looks back and says, “I got that tattoo a few years ago and regret it.”

I reply, “Please stop talking to me.”

She shuffles off to Red, who is doing push-ups to get ready for the scene.

With camera in hand, I yell “I’m ready… let’s do this!”

I then tell the guys that I want to see this broad destroyed.

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