Just thought I’d share what I consider to be a hilarious email with you all. A cease and desist for Face Fucking Felicity Feline content to which I hold the rights to. Get the fuck outta here.
From: duke skywalker Date: November 27, 2016 at 12:51:41 AM EST To: Ryan Flanzer Subject:Re: Cease and Desist
I hear she’s a great drummer
On Nov 6, 2016, at 1:49 AM, duke skywalker wrote:
Then you would know that I have no control over user submitted content to a site I do not even own, dip shit. But I forgot that you are experienced.
We have secured proof of your unlawful acts as evidence.
Therefore, we hereby demand that you immediately (A) Cease and Desist, (B) provide us with written assurances you will remove this video from all websites and either return the video to our Client or prove it has been destroyed. Failure to comply will result in monetary damages, injunction relief, equitable relief by our client in addition to all legal fees due her attorneys.